"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like
if I wanna read then I’ll read
and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck
and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye
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- before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
- after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Does anyone do that?
Havent shaved my legs in months tbh
since April, too lazy to buy new razors.. I have better things to worry about.
When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways.
(via makelvenotwar)
I want you pressed against me and I want our legs tangled together and I want you to kiss me like it’s our first kiss all over again
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
wait do men actually think that women shave their legs regularly in the winter because son I have some news for you